What if we nuke the Seine River?

Blowing up Paris’s most famous river could cripple a global tourism hub and pollute the city.

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Published: 6/17/2025

Frequently Asked Questions

Would Paris flood?

Yes, if the blast disrupted riverbanks.

Would art and monuments be affected?

Possibly, including the Louvre.

Would this be seen as a cultural attack?

Yes, with global outrage likely.