What if we nuke the Loire River?

France’s longest river passes near nuclear plants — detonating here could cause a nuclear chain event.

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Published: 6/17/2025

Frequently Asked Questions

Would nearby plants meltdown?

Yes, if hit directly or via flooding.

Would drinking water be safe?

No — radiation would spread quickly.

Would this affect tourism?

Yes — castles and vineyards would be off-limits.